I just like jokes and screwing people over

"We need to recognize that for some people sex is great and for some sex is horrific and for some it’s on par with folding laundry."

dotterall:

(~Sex Isn’t Always Good by queenieofaces)

(via nezumeme)

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beroberos:

blow bubbles outta your bubblegum girlfriend

(via sylphofsweaters)

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whitemajesty:

im suppose to fill a 700 page book for art class so here’s a slime jadesprite

whitemajesty:

im suppose to fill a 700 page book for art class so here’s a slime jadesprite

(via plaidstreet)

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iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

(via reaction-yiffs)

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cowboii:

Saw this place and this was my first thought ^^

cowboii:

Saw this place and this was my first thought ^^

(via plaidstreet)

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furbearingbrick:

aimeefrommars:

septemberism94:

schim:

Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing

http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)

http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I read the important caption dang thank you!!!

YOU JUST SAVED THE LIFE OF MY CAT THANK YOU!

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE. THIS COULD SAVE YOUR KITTIE’S LIFE!

(Source: fuckyeahfelines, via win-and-toniic)

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